Here are some of the characters from the Best in Galaxy podcast and forthcoming novels, audiobooks and graphic novels! Have a read about ‘em all below…
Patch and Stooch
Two reincarnated souls from the planet Vondiv’d that have ended up starting their new lives on planet Earth in the Coif Eo (Milky Way) galaxy. They’ve been blessed with returning to human form with their past-life memories, or at least one of them managed to do so…
Found squatting in the Rinse McGoo, Bex unwittingly stows away with Patch and Stooch when they depart from Stonehenge in search of their home-planet. She’s a sassy one and immediately wise to the idiocy that her fellow crew-members peddle.
Donk (a.k.a. 'Quicksand')
Donk has begrudgingly been serving Patch & Stooch’s Vondiv’dian family for over 400 years. He has a terrible attitude problem, a smoking habit, and is prone to a bit of WD-40 abuse, which just fuels his downtrodden and arrogant attitude and trademark short fuse.
The nicest ‘baddie’ you could ever meet. The supposed Kingpin of The Kouncil is trying to run the construction of the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base - a base that aims to grow to the size of a galaxy. He’s trying to crowd-fund it, but is downtrodden trying to run the project and deal with his ever growing staff. You can visit the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base by clicking here.
A freelance torturer/hitman, hired by The Kouncil, primarily by General Beers’ assistant Colonel Beautox. He’s a lizard type alien with a suave tone and a certain charm, somehow particularly when he’s describing in detail the preposterous way in which he’s gonna kill you, which more than likely will be in his ‘human'-sized’ blender.
Villiers Beers is the feared Kouncil General working under Lord Litritus. He’s a hard-drinking, sex-mad human (who has no qualms about inter-species conjugal activity), that wanders around 90% of the time without his trousers and more importantly, he does it on purpose. You can visit his place of work (The Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base) by clicking here.
Lacy is a Metlok - a guardian of the Inter-Life. She guides expired souls into their new anatomical forms. She takes the form of whatever is soothing for whoever she is dealing with, to ease the transition from terrestrial life to the spiritual world. I mean, it’s a lot to take in, right?